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Game of Thrones Is a Righteous Parable for Marriage Equality
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Axl Rose Patiently Asks If He Can Be a Pink Stage Prop
If I Was Undead I Would Go to Hollywood with Five Monkeys
Wonderful Killers Coldly Pluck at Kaleidoscopes
Unheard Currents Tamely Impale Noisy Critics
The Egyptian Book of the Dead Litters the Streets of Rome
God Has Asked Too Much of You
The Dark Ages of Universe and Origin Without Form and Void