Unintended Consequences of Conquest
My Mother in Law Decoupages Everything
My Father in Law Cuts Heads
My Brother Is an Arts Administrator
My Sister Works for an Architecture Firm
My Dad Performs at Weddings and Funerals
My Son Wants to Be an Archaeologist
The Pyramids Have Secrets
My Son Wants to Unravel Mysteries
Lamb Shanks in Steel Tanks
No Thanks for Those Pranks
Smoking Cigarettes Like an Idiot
Eating Sugar Like a Moron
Ingesting Cholesterol Like a Bonehead
The Vegan Kid Is Bigger Than Everyone Else in His Class