I Took a Week Off Work and My Brain Didn't Know What to Do With That, Clearly
Ode to the Moth That Was Hiding in My Towel, Oh How You Freaked Me Out
Here's to the Rare Weeks of London Summer, Where Everything Seems New and Anything Feels Possible
I Used Two Knives Making Toast This Morning and No I Don't Feel the Need to Apologise
So I Don't Know If I Need More Exercise or If It's Just Adult Life but Is Anyone Else Basically Permanently Tired?
A Rainy Long Weekend on the Coast, and All There Is to Do Is Drink
Friends, I Too Feel the Temptation to Jump Aboard Passing Freight Trains and Journey to a New Life, but We Haven't Thought It Through
I'm Sorry to Be Negative and I'm Sorry This Sounds Preachy, but Sometimes the Pace of Life in This City Feels Absolutely Bloody Relentless
I Went to the Safari Park at Night and Didn't See Any Lions